Shopping for Clothes (Live)

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Well I was shopping for a suit the other day And walked in the department store Stepped on the elevator and told the girl "Dry goods floor" When I got off, a salesman come up to me He said "Now, what can I do for you?" I said "Well go in there and show me them smart clothes, Like you're supposed to" He said "Sure, come on in buddy Dig the fabrics I got laid out here on the shelf" "Dig yourself out one, try it on Stand in the mirror, and dig yourself" (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh wee) Buddy that suit's pure herringbone (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh wee) Yeah, that's a suit I'd like to own (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh wee) Buddy, that suit is you (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh wee) Yeah, and I believe it too I see for the business man you got the natural shoulders That retail, wholesale, and deal Got the custom cuff and the walking short He said "Hm,I'm gonna let you have that for a steal" For the playboy you featuring the latest in tweeds With the cut-away flap over twice It's a box-back, two button western model He said, "Hm, now ain't that nice" (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh wee) And them buttons are solid gold (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh wee) You made a deal, sold (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh wee) And that collar pure camel hair (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh wee) Well, you can just set it right on that chair there Now you go back there, and you get that paper, And let me sign on the dotted line And I'll make sure I get all my payments in right on time He said, wait a minute buddy Let me go back and do a little checking on you Then the man come back, he said "I'm sorry my man, but your credit didn't go through" Say, what you mean? (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh wee) Ain't this a shame (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh wee) My heart's in pain (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh wee) Pure, pure hammerhead (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh wee) And that's a suit I'm never gonna own Now ain't that some shit